Cold is relative

Spending time with family this holiday season. Having a wonderful time. Thanks to Lindsay for sending me this information via email. Helps put the cold in NW Montana into perspective. Here are a few thoughts she forwarded. Yep, it is cold here at times.

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Montana sunbathe.
50 above zero:

Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero:

People in Miami all die.
Montanans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Montana get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanas get upset because they can’t start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
Atomic motion stops.
People in Montana start saying…’Cold enough fer ya?’
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late

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