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Sign typos

Mark — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 20:45:46 +0000

I encountered a number of typos on various signs during the competitions last week in Kansas City. Those who know me, know how easy it is for me to introduce a typo. Perhaps someone should employ a proof reader next year? Here are a couple (yes there were others). At least those supervising the computer programming contest tried to fix theirs…

Sign and meaning?

Mark — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 23:58:50 +0000

While returning from the WOW/ SkillsUSA web design contest in Springfield, Jonathan and I stopped for dinner. I spotted this sign. I guess I just have a different view of the world. However, can someone please tell me what is so stinkin special about Saturday?

Special post for today

Mark — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:30:29 +0000

In honor of today, April 1, 2010, I thought it appropriate to include a few words of sage advice. First of all, be carefujl what you ask for – you might get it. Next, make certain you fully understand the implications of the day. I do hope everyone has a wonderful April 1 today. If you get the chance, don’t forget to visit Google (http://www.google.com) today – they have a new logo and a new corporate name. I can finally break my non-disclosure agreement about this. It has been way too long in the making, but they finally agreed to my suggestion they needed to improve upon their image. And, of course, take everything you read with a grain of salt.

Happy Halloween

Mark — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:18:36 +0000

Common phrases

Mark — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:58:51 +0000

See how many of these well known phrases you can recognize/ decipher without the use of a dictionary or a thesaurus.

Scintillate, scintaillate, asteroid minific
Surveillance should precede caltation
Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate
Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity
It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid
Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude
The stylus is more potent than the scimitar
It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers
Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion
The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees F.
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly suriferous.
Where there are visible vapors having their prevalence in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Yes, I got all of them. If you can’t figure them out, just send me a note or post a comment. Thanks Larry for sending this to me…

Are these instructions literal?

Mark — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:12:38 +0000

During my stay in Chattanooga, I encountered this sign. Should I follow these instructions to the letter? If so, what is the purpose of the toilet? Would the maid be upset? Wouldn’t it be a rather messy proposition?

This is 2009?

Mark — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:42:19 +0000

I came across this sign during my recent trip. I suspect I am not understanding something, but it seems a bit out of place in 2009. I hope the sign implies gang colors…

Impressive new technologies

Mark — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:20:03 +0000

Thought readers might want to examine these links. Most impressive technologies.

Adobe CSOLPC
Google CADIE
IE 8.1 preview (thanks to Jonathan Worent for this one).

Someone also told me that Taco Bell is planning to buy the Liberty Bell to help offset the national debt.

What am I missing here?

Mark — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:34:44 +0000

I encountered this business on my recent trip. Does anything seem odd?

The more I think about this…

Mark — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:36:55 +0000

Yes, there is a lot more to this story (post a comment if you would like to learn more). Sometimes a picture is worth more than a thousand words…